Goatee Styles: Quickly Sculpt Your Identity
I have rocked a goatee or beard since the early 2000’s and different goatee styles can change your entire look.
So I get it. You’re staring in the mirror wondering if facial hair will make you look more distinguished or like you’re about to ask someone if they want to buy some essential oils. Here’s the thing – a good goatee can completely change how your face hits people. It’s geometry, man. You’re literally drawing lines on your face to change the shape.
But here’s what nobody tells you: you don’t need some $200 barber to make this work. You need a decent trimmer (I’m talking $30-50 range), a steady hand, and about 15 minutes. That’s it.
Goatee Styles Guide
The Classic Goatee
This one’s your safest bet. Just the chin, maybe a little soul patch action underneath. Think of it as facial hair training wheels – hard to fuck up, looks intentional.
Start with more hair than you think you need. You can always trim more off, but you can’t glue it back on (trust me, I’ve considered it). Use the longest guard first, then work your way down until it looks right.


Van Dyke Goatee
A tip of the hat to painter Anthony van Dyke, this goatee keeps a respectful distance between a goatee and a solo mustache. It’s like art on your face and requires steady clipper hands.
Circle Beard
Or what some people call a full goatee—it’s like the goatee and mustache shook hands and agreed to get along. Ideal for folks who like a well-rounded finish.


Soul Patch Combo
Ok, Real Talk – this is the style I tend to go back to the most. This quirky number got its groove from jazz cafes and beat poetry nights. And if you squint, it’s the Star Wars Rebel logo Snazzy, right?
Anchor Beard
This one wraps from your chin round to the jawline like, well, an anchor. It’s the face-elongator of goatees—great for showing off your artistic side (Brio4life).

Best Face Shapes for Goatees

Not every goatee works for every face shape—some styles enhance your features, while others throw things off. Here’s a quick guide to picking one that fits your face:
Oval faces can pull off just about any goatee. The balanced shape gives you room to experiment.
Round faces do best with styles like the Van Dyke or Anchor Beard: These add vertical lines that help elongate the face. You want length, not width. Go for the classic or soul patch goatee. Skip the full circle beard – it’ll make your face look rounder.
Square faces pair well with a Disconnected Goatee or Circle Beard, both of which soften strong jawlines without losing definition.
Long faces benefit from the Anchor Beard or Full Goatee, which add width and balance out proportions.
If you’re unsure where to start, go simple. Try a clean goatee and tweak from there based on how it looks on your face.

Facial Hair Maintenance
Great goatee styles require great upkeep… It’s not that bad, literally less than a full beard… mathematically. Follow these steps to keep it looking Nifty:
- Trim Regularly – Use a trimmer set to 3-5mm (average) for a neat length.
- Define the Edges – A clean neckline and cheek area enhance the shape.
- Moisturize Your Skin – Prevent dryness and irritation with a quality moisturizer.
- Use Beard Oil – Keeps the hair soft and manageable.
Experiment with Shape – Adjust the goatee’s thickness and angles to complement your face.
For a deeper dive on beard maintenance, check out Beard Balms v. Beard Oils!
Goatee Grooming Products
Investing in the right grooming tools makes a difference. Here are some essentials:
- Trimmer – A reliable beard trimmer with adjustable settings. Pay for the one with the chord in my opinion.
- Razor – For precise edges and clean lines. Straight razor is best IF you have the experience.
- Scissors: For detail work and fixing uneven spots. Get small ones made for facial hair.
- Beard Oil – Keeps hair soft and reduces itchiness.
- Moisturizer – Prevents dry skin under your beard.
- Comb or Brush – Helps shape and maintain your goatee’s structure.
