1. What We Collect
We collect basic info like your IP address, browser type, and which pages you visit. We might also get your email if you sign up for anything or send a message.

2. Cookies
Yep, we use cookies. Like everyone else— You can block them in your browser settings, but things might get weird.

3. Analytics & Tracking
We use tools like Google Analytics to see what’s working and what’s flopping. It tells us things like what pages are popular, how long folks stick around, and where they came from.

4. Third-Party Links
If you click off-site (like to a product link or social media), we’re not responsible for what those sites do. Read their privacy policies if you’re concerned.

5. Affiliate Disclosure
We might make a small commission from products you buy through links on this site. It doesn’t affect your cost, but the FTC wants us to tell you anyway.

6. Your Data
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info. Ever. That’s not our vibe.

7. Updates
This policy might change as the site evolves. If it does, we’ll update the date at the top and probably forget to make a big deal about it.